Sep. 19, 2000

CALGARY MAGIC FORGETS TO REMOVE KEG FROM THEIR RACE BOAT 

Our friends and adopted family, the Calgary Magic Dragons, had a tough Sunday.  After a strong Saturday, the Magic Orange were outpulled in race 53. 

“Dammit, Bruce, you were supposed to take this keg out of the back BEFORE the race!” 

-Sexual Mike from Calgary 

“Why is the back half of the boat not paddling?” 

-someone in the beer tent

“Is that a beer tap the steersman is fumbling with?” 

-the race marshall

Wha?  Why did everybody pass us?

OK...maybe ballet stretches will improve our performance!