August 2000
Sven
The Featured Paddler of
the Week is
new River Rat Sven Gali.
(Sven isn't his real name, but because
we got him from the Witness Protection Program, we can't tell you his real name.) Age: 26 Sign: Taurus Occupation: Dog Catcher Favorite Song: Jailhouse Rock Favorite Movie: Shawshank Redemption Hobbies: painting, theatre, tattooing Personal Hero Figures: Sharon Stone Favorite quote: "But officer, I didn't do it..." |
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Sven is a reformed bank robber, and has
come to our club as part of his parole order with the courts. It has worked
wonderfully for Sven and the River Rats... he fits right in with the rest of us! Sven now works a day job as a dog-catcher. When he is not paddling furiously with us crazy River Rats, you can find him chasing down illegal dogs, keeping us safe from illicit canines! In addition to his day job, Sven has recently taken up night classes in impressionist painting. He hopes to eventually render a Monet-like mural on the side of a dragonboat, depicting the angst of a Modern Male who is Plagued by Excess Hormones. It's great to have you paddling with us, Sven! You're the best! |
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