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Sep. 19, 2000

 

JEDI SHARON AND BITCHIN BRUCE DEFECT TO BACCARAT STROKERS, THEN TO BECOME MAGIC RATS  

Because of Sunday injuries, the River Rats had to turn to the Calgary Orangemen for assistance. 

Rushing to aid the Rats, Sharon “Smelly Rat” Hodgkinson and “Bitchin Bruce” Wright volunteered to fill the empty Rats benches.  As the Rats initiated the two Calgarians into their ranks, the two new Magic Rats also learned about the secret  “Chien rouge” and “14-7-5” start sequences employed by the powerful Rats crew.  Causing distress amongst the tightly-knit Rats members, the talk is to now change the secret Rats methods to a “Pink Daschund” and “12-7-210” paddling sequences.

“Hey, I look better in blue than I do in orange!” 

-"Smelly Rat" Sharon H.

 

I want to be a Magic Rat!  But I'll settle for being a Smelly Rat!
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