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Sep. 19, 2000

 

CALGARY MAGIC MIKE DISCOVERS THAT HE IS AS SEXY AS HE WILL EVER GET

On a drier note, the Kelowna festival was a revelation for at least one paddler.

Mike (not his real name) discovers, much to his chagrin, that he is never going to be any more sexy than he already is. 

Polling the bus for their thoughts on his sexiness, Mike received all kinds of feedback.” 

“I can see why you never get laid, Mike” 

-a female in orange 

“You’re another reason that I’m not homosexual” 

-Spoon Rat Tom

“How to make you more sexy?  Oh, geez, how long is this bus ride…?” 

­a Muskrat

“Maybe if we all drank some more, you would become sexier” 

-Steve

Sorry, Mike, but if you want to score with women, you’ll have to resort to personality!

 

Mike tries to meet girls in the beer tent... but he ends up spending too much money on himself instead
Mike thinks that he's going to score with the girls... but really, they just think of him as a brother...

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