Archive of year 2000 articles
RATS OVERRUN EDMONTON FESTIVAL!
Like swarms of unstoppable rodents, the EDBRC River Rats dominated the Edmonton DB Festival. These blue-skinned critters squirmed their way into every nook and cranny on the festival site, and then scurried away with 2 gold medals and one silver medal!
After the smoke cleared, the final tally was:
River Rats 1: Fastest Team Overall, gold medal
River Rats Too : Aurora B
Division, silver medal
: Aurora B Division, silver medal
Muskrats Womens Team: Borealis C Division, gold medal
Special congratulations to our all-women paddlers, the EDBRC Muskrats, who beat multiple co-ed teams to take the Borealis C division gold.
"We're not getting beat by no girlies
"Wow... those girls are babes!"
"Holy #%$&@! Those chicks are good!"
"Holy SH*T! They won!"
RATS TOO CREW SHOWS THEIR STROKES
The River Rats Too paddling team managed a silver medal in their Aurora B Division, losing by ¼ boat length to the ve