Archive of year 2000 articles
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RATS OVERRUN EDMONTON FESTIVAL! Like swarms of unstoppable rodents, the EDBRC River Rats dominated the Edmonton DB Festival. These blue-skinned critters squirmed their way into every nook and cranny on the festival site, and then scurried away with 2 gold medals and one silver medal! After the smoke cleared, the final tally was: River Rats 1: Fastest Team Overall, gold medal River Rats Too Muskrats Womens Team: Borealis C Division, gold medal
MUSKRAT WOMEN KICK THE MENS BUTTS! Special congratulations to our all-women paddlers, the EDBRC Muskrats, who beat multiple co-ed teams to take the Borealis C division gold. "We're not getting beat by no girlies
"Wow... those girls are babes!"
"Holy #%$&@! Those chicks are good!"
"Holy SH*T! They won!"
RATS TOO CREW SHOWS THEIR STROKES The River Rats Too paddling team managed a silver medal in their Aurora B Division, losing by ¼ boat length to the ve |